If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Half-truths are worth more than outright lies.

No one can grant you happiness. Happiness is a choice we all have the power to make.

The bigger the bricks critics throw at you the bigger the palace you are going to build.

Heat in her birds of prey fingertips, smoke of gilded flowers in her aureate gorging hair.

In dreams, we enter a world that’s entirely our own.

But I'm a historian. I wasn't interested in just being a producer, I was interested in doing research and presenting that research to a general public

If you're a competitive person, that stays with you. You don't stop. You always look over your shoulder.

Until you understand your customers - deeply and genuinely - you cannot truly serve them.

Smile if it kills you. The physiology of smiling diffuses a lot of anger and angst. It makes your body and soul feel better.