To believe a thing is not to make it true.

I surrender to it, and by surrendering, I control it.

Times are not what they were, and we cannot be, either. If you sit and wish for what you want, you may not see it this side of the grave.

Bones has always been smart, " I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat

We have never been outnumbered, we have only been out organized.

Ideas too sometimes fall from the tree before they are ripe.

Certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and if he be not kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature.

Readers don't grow in trees. But they are grown-in places where they are fertilized with lots of print, and above all, read to daily.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

Having achieved such signal successes in the east, Russia and Roumania being both disposed of, the German leaders planned a campaign designed to crush Italy.

The eighties was an era when many companies were asset rich and cash poor.

A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.

Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't comedians. You just played things real and the comedy came out of the context.