To be an artist, you're basically a crazy person. You're extremely narcissistic and emotionally expressive. The idea that the world needs to listen to you is an insane thought.

In my work, I participate in the things that I critique. I satirize the things that I love and know well and find problematic.

When you have discovered your significance, your life will now begin to move towards making a difference.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

All strong souls first go to hell before they do the healing of the world they came here for. If we are lucky, we return to help those still trapped below.

People might not think that, but the Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal.

Comedy is all about the joke. Comedies usually don't do anything fancy with the camera [or] the lighting. It doesn't matter. It should never be fancy.

Speak your truth but soothe your words with peace

It is much easier and safer to scare someone into submission than to beat them into submission.

Look at Matsumoto. You need at least 10 years of sleep to catch up with her." "Shut up! Rangiku's a freak of nature!

Presidents come and go, and even parties come to and away from power. But the main policy tack does not change.

A woman's fitness comes by fits.