Those of us with illnesses are the holders of the silent fears of those with good health.

Illness isolates; the isolated become invisible; the invisible become forgotten. But the snail....the snail kept my spirit from evaporating.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Disillusionment can come as fast as a gust, but building faith that the government won't inflate again is like building a new sailboat, a project of years.

People do have a - people, unlike politicians, are allowed to change their minds. People are allowed to look back and say, you know what, all things considered, I don't think that was the smart move.

[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.

My books are so tame!

I always try to keep my constituents as up-to-date as possible with what's going on here in Washington.

A Guitar Store Is The Only Place In The Known Universe Where A Guy Will Allow Himself To Shop Like A Woman

When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.

Do anything rather than give yourself to reverie.