This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.

i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move

We live a life of opposites. We want things we can’t have and have things we don’t want.

To rush into explanations is always a sign of weakness.

A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.

It’s the way I walk through the world, carrying that fear, that the beloved will go, will die, and that I will be the one to blame.

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love or exercise.

There is nothing to take a man’s freedom away from him, save other men.

Man judges of nature in relation to itself; the angelic spirit judges of it in relation to heaven. In short, to the spirits everything speaks.

The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country's achievers, producers, and job creators.