This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Ambivalence is one of the biggest enemies of change. If you aren't sure that you really want to take action on something such as your weight, ambivalence will usually win.

Keep trying hard because there is always a next time.

How does one say something new and not retell?

Frustration begins where knowledge ends

Don't live in the past and don't carry the past around like a burden.

I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.

Make sure your vision is biblical. You want to make sure you can defend the vision biblically.

There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.

Nobody in love has a sense of humor.

Never buy what you do not want, because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.