Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element.

Well, I know I'm back in America now. I've been knocked unconscious.

To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.

I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

I'd best head to the library. Research beckons.

Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

The earth is definitely doomed.

Pardon me for finding the glass half full.

Our chief want is someone who will inspire us to be what we know we could be.

Past, I am letting you go. Future, I will see you tomorrow. Present, I love you, live in you, celebrate you, and will never let you go.

Words are things. The words he is in possession of he cannot be deprived of. Their authority transcends his ignorance of their meaning.

As a result of my hike, I am much more inclined to "do" things. I will have fewer "should have done"s even if it means incurring some "wish I hadn't"s.

Along the road of life are many pleasure resorts, but think not that by tarrying in them you will take more days to the journey. The day of your arrival is already recorded.

That smile on Stive Jobs face... My impersonation came from being a fan.

I make movies for grownups. When Hollywood starts making them again, I'll start acting in them again.

Peace beings with a smile

Use your blood to paint. Keep painting until you faint. Keep painting until you die.