I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

Well, I know I'm back in America now. I've been knocked unconscious.

To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.

I'd best head to the library. Research beckons.

Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

The earth is definitely doomed.

Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element.

Pardon me for finding the glass half full.

It is difficult to be ambitious without also being envious.

Those of us with too much invested in the way things are will never embrace the revolutionary cause required for wholesale change.

I wasn't somebody who raised his finger and then talked in a hushed voice. I always shouted.

Words. Words. I play with words, hoping that some combination, even a chance combination, will say what I want.

There's no business that's too small for government to torture

How do you hold down government spending?

Religion is nothing but a science to attain wisdom, understanding, to know what life is, and to live it in utter celebration.

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be bona fide falls in the rough and tumble of the world.

Will it be a great source of comfort to certain Canadian boys to know that the bullet that maimed them for life was made from Canadian nickel sold by the International Nickel Company?