They say copying is a form of flattery, I say it's lack of originality.

The heart of vegetarians is healed sooner than those of flesh-eaters.

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

nobody’s ever been arrested for a murder

I don't want food that comes from animals that are caged up and fed antibiotics. I am really suspicious of that kind of production of meat and poultry.

My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.' 'Simon. My name is Simon.

...all nature is perverse & will not do as I wish it.

I like changing my hairstyle, much to my mother's annoyance. It depends on my state of mind.

I just want to make music and make a living. I just have to find the means of doing that.

I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs to get over the stage fright and perform, but then you're not funny at all.