These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp

The drama of the essay is the way the public life intersects with my personal and private life. It's in that intersection that I find the energy of the essay.

It is our conduct, our patriotism and belief in our American way of life, our courage that will win the final battle.

Relegating conservation to government is like relegating virtue to the Sabbath. Turns over to professionals what should be daily work of amateurs .

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.

A library is a place full of mouth-watering food for thought.

In many fields of the administration of interventionist measures, favoritism simply cannot be avoided.

One does not substitute oneself for the past, one merely adds to it a new link.

Ideally, since 80 percent of your life is spent working, you should start your business around something that is a passion of yours

I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.

One only needs to see a smile in a white crape bonnet in order to enter the palace of dreams.