There was a time when cell animation was poison, but after Family Guy now everyone wants it.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

Don’t be afraid when you have to pray fervently because of your circumstances. God is wanting to do something great through you!

Glow with the flow.

Patience is the most necessary quality for business, many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.

...guilt leads to righteous action, but rarely is it the right action.

All through the years of the Soviet empire, its Politburo held 'elections.' Of course, calling something an election and actually having it be an election are different things.

I'm actually just playing honest, whole young women.

Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I dont have to speak

I delivered my son. There were other people with me, but I was actively involved.

I want to be one that is willing to do things that are not easy but that need to be done.