There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

I doubt if ever one ceases to love, but one can cease to be in love as easily as one can outgrow an author one admired as a boy.

A kid is what you feed it, plus from that what can be gathered.

Toleration is good for all or it is good for none.

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

Jealousy that dragon which slays love under the pretense of keeping it alive.

We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters.

Baseball been berry berry good to me!

Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

But those who seek only reassurance from life will never be more than tourists—seeing everything and trying to possess what can only be felt. Beauty is the shadow of imperfection.