There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

Change is such hard work.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

My growing collection of facts keeps overlapping with my life.

The power of digital distribution over physical retail outlets is you have a chance to create a global audience.

Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

My projects are just side effects of what I obsess over, what I chat about, what random things pop into my head, what I dream at night.

Communism works, if everybody stopped carring about money.

We say no to a lot of things so we can invest an incredible amount of care on what we do.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

It's probably why the 330,000 members of the fraternal order of police endorsed Donald Trump as the next president of the United States of America, because they see his commitment to them.

I’ve longed for kids since I was very, very young. And so ... I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who’s willing to take on the job.