There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.

I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

I've been training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all my life. Boxing, kickboxing. I'm definitely not a fighter, but I defend my honor.

My hustle is just too crazy. I’m trying to take over the world!

I don't have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.

Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10 million-plus.

The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn't auto-tuned, then I would be like, "I can't be a rapper."

What real job - what political world - would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I’ve attached to my name?

There are more people with cell phones in the world than any other thing on the planet. There are billions of cell phones. There's not not billions of radios.

Heidi [Montag]'s a far more talented artist. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is repulsive and classless.

I got a nice nine-month vacation living on the beach collecting sand dollars, and I really got to reflect and realize that in entertainment, you can definitely go too far.

It is hard to stop a hopeful soul from the pursuit of passion.

If everything were anything, " Chance said softly, "the barriers would break down, and we'd all lose ourselves to chaos. And then there would be no cotton candy.

In the end, we all have our different levels of moral values.

If men could see us as we really are, they would be a little amazed.

'Safety', the wife of Pablo said. 'There is no such thing as safety. There are so many seeking safety here now that they make a great danger. In seeking safety now you lose all.'

Revolution is like Saturn, it devours its own children.

Old fashioned as it may seem to some, it is my duty to serve my country. And I didn't seek this job but I want to do it, and I will do my very best.

Hypocrisy is the characteristic feature of the dying bourgeois epoch.

Anybody that brings up amnesty in this Congress, we need to just take the scarlet 'A' for amnesty and pin it on them.

Honeybees depend not only on physical contact with the colony, but also require it's social companionship and support. Isolate a honeybee from her sisters and she will soon die.