Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10 million-plus.

I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

I've been training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all my life. Boxing, kickboxing. I'm definitely not a fighter, but I defend my honor.

My hustle is just too crazy. I’m trying to take over the world!

I don't have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.

The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn't auto-tuned, then I would be like, "I can't be a rapper."

What real job - what political world - would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I’ve attached to my name?

There are more people with cell phones in the world than any other thing on the planet. There are billions of cell phones. There's not not billions of radios.

Heidi [Montag]'s a far more talented artist. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is repulsive and classless.

I got a nice nine-month vacation living on the beach collecting sand dollars, and I really got to reflect and realize that in entertainment, you can definitely go too far.

I don't care about the clubs, I don't care about the radio, all I care about is getting my digital downloads.

Dell fills its computers with crapware, collecting fees from McAfee and other vendors to pre-install 'trial' versions.

We are attempting, by this Constitution, to abolish factions, and to unite all parties for the general welfare.

Some people die, others just run out of fuel.

When Allah inspires your tongue to ask, know that He wants to give

You're a woman, at least you taste like you are.

Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes.

I don't think 'Dark Heart' has to be malevolent. It conveys a sense of depth. There is a sense of questioning turmoil.

They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.

You need to laugh more. Life is filled with too many problems, to not laugh every day... We need to have a sense of humor going into this because it's too tough without it.