What real job - what political world - would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I’ve attached to my name?

I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

I've been training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all my life. Boxing, kickboxing. I'm definitely not a fighter, but I defend my honor.

My hustle is just too crazy. I’m trying to take over the world!

I don't have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.

Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10 million-plus.

The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn't auto-tuned, then I would be like, "I can't be a rapper."

There are more people with cell phones in the world than any other thing on the planet. There are billions of cell phones. There's not not billions of radios.

Heidi [Montag]'s a far more talented artist. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is repulsive and classless.

I got a nice nine-month vacation living on the beach collecting sand dollars, and I really got to reflect and realize that in entertainment, you can definitely go too far.

I don't care about the clubs, I don't care about the radio, all I care about is getting my digital downloads.

Simplicity saves strength.

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen I'm likely to see again and again in countless forms. Ah, thank you life.

Nothing divides one so much as thought.

The great end of life is not knowledge but action.

I don't do things that are comedic. This is such a crazy idea.

Three helping one another, beare the burthen of sixe. [Three helping one another, bear the burden of six.]

The idea you can tell a writer of a specific religion to stop writing about that religion is presumptuous.

I’m three legs toward completing the career Grand Slam at 25. So, I’m feeling pretty good right now.

My own view is that one cannot be religious in general any more than one can speak language in general; at any given moment one speaks French or English or Swahili or Japanese, but not 'language.

Whatever goes wrong can be used to your advantage, providing it goes wrong enough.