There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil.

I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

You spend so much of your life basing yourself on what you think other people think of you. Then you realise that maybe one of the purposes of life is not to care.

What makes divorce happen is that you can't be in the same space any more, for whatever reason - but the love stays. And that's the killer. That's where the vehemence and anger and rage comes from.

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed.

In the current era, to take adjustments in worldly interactions is knowledge (Gnan). One is to adjust to ‘disadjustments'.

This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—"“Yes, ” Roger said. “She's the one.

Are you in a desert? Then be a camel! Be compatible with the reality!

Questions are only offensive to those who have something to hide

Once serious political dialogue has begun, the international community can assume that we have achieved genuine progress along the road to real democratisation.

Not a single reform effort in Russia has ever been completed.

For the most effective pitch, focus 80% on the problem, 20% on the solution.

The Holy Spirit is a healing spirit. When the Holy Spirit is present, anything is possible.

There is nothing the busy man is less busied with than living; there is nothing harder to learn.