There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

We need more portrayals of women as competent professionals and happy mothers - or even happy professionals and competent mothers.

If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!

One man's constant is another man's variable.

Very rarely do you have a perfect race, and it's about overcoming your mistakes in the race and remaining composed.

I do not act, and people become reformed by themselves.

I think Donald Trump is obviously the more colorful, the more flamboyant, the more dominant personality.

I’m also fascinated by the difference between terror and fear. Fear says, “Do not actually put your hand in the alligator,” while terror says, “Avoid Florida entirely because alligators exist.

The proud man is forsaken of God.

Without music, we wouldn't have an Army.

Go boldly forth, my simple lay,Whose accents flow with artless ease,Like orient pearls at random strung.