There is no such thing as a strictly woman's problem. Any question affecting the welfare of society is a woman's problem.

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

I married beneath me. All women do.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

We are boxed in by the boundary conditions of our thinking

When i play in Las Vegas I play for money, when I play in Miami I play for holidays but when I play in #India I play for Love

We tell stories. We talk about statistics. And in 1978, we added an element of the show that gave it its heartbeat: the long distance dedication.

I like to imagine, if I was in the 1930s and was rich and a psychopathic killer, I probably would be moving about very freely and having a lot of fun.

Teleology is like a mistress to a biologist: he cannot live without her but he's unwilling to be seen with her in public.

In the vast majority of cases the secret society symbolism hearkens from two places - Ireland and Egypt.

The starting point for a better world is the belief that it is possible.

I would like marriage to disappear completely from the world, and with marriage, divorce will disappear.

I'm playing second fiddle to Justin Bieber - Bieber Fever is sweeping our house, and my girls have made it clear I'm no longer their favourite man.