There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

When you give your items away, don’t keep the excess of your pride.

He pointed the scepter around the library and had an instant input of all of the books that were there into his brain, as if he had read them all at once.

The terms of peace may be negotiated by political leaders, but the fate of peace is up to each of us.

When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?

The great man is sparing in words but prodigal in deeds.

Wherever you observe persecution, there is more than a probability that truth lies on il the persecuted side.

Just as you would not neglect seeds that you planted with hope that they will bear vegetables and fruits and flowers, so must you attend to nourish the garden of your becoming.

You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

Many things can make you rich, but only a few things can enrich you.