There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Did I really want to stay on this road longer, knowing it was only going to end in devastation?

When a youth was giving himself airs in the Theatre and saying, 'I am wise, for I have conversed with many wise men, ' Epictetus replied, 'I too have conversed with many rich men, yet I am not rich!’.

Very little effort is needed to create a prosperous life. Focus on positivity, prosperity, and love.

I am always in touch with my demons: you never know when their assistence is needed.

I always take abroad with me one really good soft pillow--to me it makes all the difference between comfort and misery.

God never disappoints anyone who places his trust in Him.

The game is to have them all running about with fire extinguishers when there is a flood, and all crowding to that side of the boat which is already nearly gunwale under.

Its about continuing to learn and being open-minded, don't ever think you know it all.

I can't bear to be on a train without a book", she announced. " It's a form of self-defence in a way" .

My whole academic career was totally out of Jewish anxiety, and issues surrounding achievement and adequacy.