There are no countries in the world less known by the British than those selfsame British Islands.

There's night and day, brother, both sweet things; sun, moon, and stars, brother, all sweet things; there's likewise a wind on the heath. Life is very sweet, brother; who would wish to die?

Translation is at best an echo.

If you must commit suicide ... always contrive to do it as decorously as possible; the decencies, whether of life or of death, should never be lost sight of.

Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is good ale.

We must walk before we run.

Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.

It has been said that idleness is the parent of mischief, which is very true; but mischief itself is merely an attempt to escape from the dreary vacuum of idleness.

A losing trade, I assure you, sir: literature is a drug.

Never ride your horse more than five-and-thirty miles a day, always taking more care of him than of yourself; which is right and reasonable, seeing as how the horse is the best animal of the two.

I am invariably of the politics of the people at whose table I sit, or beneath whose roof I sleep.

Everything happens because of dreams.

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

People do make judgments of trust on appearance - in the real world and online.

I made a compact with myself that in my person literature should stand by itself, of itself, and for itself.

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

Forgive and be happy. That is the ancient secret?the only wisdom ever to be attained.

The thing I always thought of myself as was an actress. I never thought: I want to be. It was always: I am.

My family do not think I'm special - not one, one bit.

Let us learn upon earth those things which can call us to heaven.

The soul of sweet delight, can never be defiled.