There are many who would take my time. I shun them.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

I don't want you to have to handle it. That's the horror of my past. But you...you're the reality of my present. You're the proof I survived. The prize in the cereal box.

You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analogous to a good country breakfast: what we want is something simple, but nourishing to the imagination.

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

There are people who not only strive to remain static themselves, but strive to keep everything else so... their position is almost laughably hopeless.

Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

For the first time perhaps since Margaret Thatcher, we will have at the head of the Conservative Party someone who is genuinely an equal match for Tony Blair.

Incessant company is as bad as solitary confinement.