The young, in their innocence, are often wise and capable of teaching the old.

If two or more organs of the body are not squirting fluids, the story's no good!

Religion separate people while the issues of life that all people share in common, bring them together.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

They said words they did not mean, and their conversations seemed to follow all kinds of rules—rules that no one has ever explained to Oscar.

One-fourth of humanity must be eliminated from the social body. We are in charge of God's selection process for planet Earth. He selects, we destroy. We are the riders of the pale horse, Death.

Progress in civilization has been accompanied by progress in cookery.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

When you're playing against a team that has two great central defenders, the best option is to play without a striker.

When one is silent, those around speak even more.

The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it.

Be of good cheer, I have overcome the world.