The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful.

For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself.

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.

when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second wife to have anything if the plane crashes.

a woman is not really dressed unless she is wearing a hat.

I have the perfect face for radio.

There are some composers - at the head of whom stands Beethoven - who not only do not know when to stop but appear to stop many times before they actually do.

All people have similar desires and needs. They only pursue them in different ways.

The old-fashioned sins of reading is the only sense that matters.

Oh, You Want To Be My World, What Have You Done To Gain My Heart . It’s a Fantasy, Only In Your Mind

Leave your ego at the door every morning, and just do some truly great work. Few things will make you feel better than a job brilliantly done.

There is no one anywhere as available to everyone everywhere as is God.

If the clinician, as observer, wishes to see things as they really are, he must make a tabula rasa of his mind and proceed without any preconceived notions whatever.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

History is not going to look kindly on us if we just keep our head in the sand on armed autonomous robotics issue because it sounds too science fiction.

I was afraid I would get the Oscar for 'Irma La Douce' because it was popular. But I didn't want to because I didn't really think it was that good.

The ideology of capitalism makes us all into connoisseurs of liberty - of the indefinite expansion of possibility.