The wise man sees the fool & laughs & the fool never knows why

I always feel like I don't know how to express myself. I need to be with people that understand my language.

If you change a woman's look, you change her persona.

My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.

Childhood has no necessary connection with age.

The only words I'll allow from your mouth are, 'Oh, Gareth,' and 'Yes, Gareth.'" "What about 'More, Gareth'?" "He almost kept a straith face. "That will be acceptable.

And time for reflection with colleagues is for me a lifesaver; it is not just a nice thing to do if you have the time. It is the only way you can survive.

Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

The provision of toilets is a minimum requirement for the dignity of our women.

I admit it: above all things, I fear absurdity.

But at the same time, if the right thing came along, I would do it in a second.