The whole thing we've been going through, and I hate to say it but, the whole thing we're going through - Bernie Sanders was a rigged deal - the whole thing is one big fix, it's one big fix.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

You can't reinvent yourself using spare parts..."--Barry Randall from My Father's Ashes

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Three words for those who want to put the Christ back in Christmas: Jingle Bell Rock.

It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.

The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.

For a sentence is not complete unless each word, once its syllables have been pronounced, gives way to make room for the next.

people who try to control situations all the time are afraid that if they don't, nothing will work out the way they want.

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."

There are no sects in geometry.

If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost.