The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

If you have to dwell on anything, think of noble pure thoughts.

Muhammad was not yet establishing a new religion

Some Day Someone is going to pick up this book (The Bible) and believe it, and put us all to shame.

What's your problem?""I don't have problems. I solve them.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Look upon your chastening as God's chariots sent to carry your soul into the high places of spiritual achievement.

To 'turn around' is to end up facing the same way. Maybe that is the problem, all the turning organizations around.

The aim of life was meat. Life itself was meat. Life lived on life. There were the eaters and the eaten.

Love, whose power youth feels, is not suitable for the elderly, just as little as anything that presupposes productivity. It is rare that productivity lasts through the years.

His laughter tinkled among the teacups.