One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

I’m Detective Piper of the Fairyland Metro Police, and I've been called in to investigate the incident of the missing frog prince…

Life doesn't offers charity, it offers chance.

We all can give in to our inner critic. I don’t know about you, but I would never allow anyone to speak to me the way I speak to myself! I wouldn’t be their friend!

A queen keeps a court that is spoken about. A goddess keeps a court that is never forgotten.

Sometimes reality T.V. can be stressful.

Capitalism is not a perfect system. It may be better than all the other systems, but it's not a perfect system.

Seek always for the best words and the happiest expression you can find.

If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

Seize the outpost K5 with your knight, and you can go to sleep. Checkmate will come by itself.

A poem is a small machine made of words.