The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

Sometimes I live so much in my mind that I forget what is right before my eyes.

I am a walking piece of art every day, with my dreams and my ambitions forward at all times in an effort to inspire my fans to lead their life in that way.

I can't ever see myself playing the romantic lead because that's not me I'm not that girl.

In the years since 9/11, more terrorists have been created through this President's policies than were captured or killed. There weren't any terrorists in Iraq in 2003, but there are now.

If our country got along with Russia, that would be a great thing.

I also wanted people to know that football actually started in China almost 3000 years ago.

Luck is of little moment to the great general, for it is under the control of his intellect and his judgment.

We will win our freedom because the sacred heritage of our nation and the eternal will of God are embodied in our echoing demands.

We died like aunts of pets or foreigners.

The key to success is to find a way to stand out--to be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins.