Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him.

Never doubt who you are!

Flies purify the air, and plays--the morals.

For the cause that lacks assistance The wrong that needs resistance For the future in the distance And the good that I can do.

When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.

I could stay with you forever and never realize the time.

Where I live you're not supposed to shoot a firearm within a quarter mile of a dwelling.

The chief element of happiness is this: to want to be what you are.

If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much.

Nature was tough, it could be dangerous, but unlike Dr. Cable or shay, or peris-unlike people in general-it made sense. The problems it threw at you could be solved rationally.