The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it!

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.

There is no such thing as reality. Reality is what you make it.

Good dreams don't come cheap, you've got to pay for them and If you just dream when you're asleep this is no way for them to come alive... to survive.

I wondered if the Demon that whispered "Why not be free?" was Freedom itself.

I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!

I'm a creature of habit, so I like going to boutiques, rather than larger stores, where I know I'll find something that suits me every time.

Elton John said to me, "I have all the negatives."

It is in the ordinary duties and labors of life that the Christian can and should develop his spiritual union with God.