The trouble today is that we have too many laws.

The Vice Presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit.

The single biggest time waster in the world is not completing what you start.

You have to do a little bragging on yourself even to your relatives-man doesn't get anywhere without advertising.

Vice president: A spare tire on the automobile of government.

I have always done what I thought was best for my country, never varying unless I was advised that two-thirds of the Democrats were for a bill and then I voted for it.

Just because he might not know the difference between a spanner and a hammer, didn’t mean a good dose of Heroic kicking wouldn’t solve the same problem.

Half a truth is better than no politics.

Technology evolves faster than people do, faster than biology does.

The competitive nature of hip-hop culture has always had battling involved with it. So you battle with the other artist but not necessarily in business and everywhere else.

The big rumor going around is, we may begin bombing Iraq. Or, as the White House calls it, Operation Keep Enron Off The Front Page.

Mutual, respectful, enduring love is completely attainable as long as you swear you won't settle for less.

Farce is nearer tragedy in its essence than comedy is.

Emperors are vain and useless things.

Forgive others so that you may be forgiven.

To respond is positive, to react is negative.