The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Charm will win you friends

Your tone can represent the character of your business, the strength of your resolve, and express the depths of your convictions.

With all due respect, the Mona Lisa is overrated.

Following Jesus is not about diligently keeping a set of rules or conjuring up the moral fortitude to lead good lives. It's about loving God and enjoying Him

When you're fired, you're rejected. It's as simple as that.

She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn't see it in themselves.

You can live a good life no matter what's happened to you. And so I don't know. I know there is condemnation, but I don't feel that's my place.

Women do feel like they're in a box. Society, Hollywood, some men... they want to wrap women up in a neat little package.

My opinion is, that power should always be distrusted, in whatever hands it is placed.

He who is master of all opinions can never be the bigot of any.