The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual, ' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to meditate, but I have a very hard time concentrating on things other than me.

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.

I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.

Aside God, you have just one boss! That is you. You choose to be a good boss or a bad boss with the business of your life! That is you!

Once you realise that heroes die, everything becomes that much more terrifying.

The one thing I can assure you is that I'm not going to do a Prescott.

View a stumbling block as a learning opportunity. If you allow it to defeat you, it will. Honestly, if I give everything I have, I can't be disappointed with the outcome.

I have been baptized twice- once in water...once in flame.

You go through things in life where you're not always going to get what you want, but if God feels it's supposed to happen, it's going to happen.

Don't be so fast, you're all you've got.

I met The Beatles and Stones at the same time, because Michael Cooper was doing several of their album covers.

You need somebody to support the retirees. You need to pay into the pension plans. You need people to work at the hospitals, at the nursing homes.