The shelf life of a movie actor or actress is so short, it's like milk.

Christopher Hitchens was a wit, a charmer, and a troublemaker, and to those who knew him well, he was a gift from - dare I say it - God.

You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother's signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school.

Stationery is addictive. I get mine made in Paris at Benetton, and writing on it gives me a strange thrill.

Many men think they're playboys but they invariably land wide of the mark. Surrounding yourself with champagne, fast friends and paid escorts is the very definition of the word 'loser'.

Water-boarding can result in damage to the lungs and the brain, as well as long-term psychological trauma.

I think the absence of socks on men wearing suits and brogues is a problem. They'll live to regret that.

As you get older and fatter, good clothes can hide a lot.

In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.

Life is all about seating and lighting.

I might wear a dinner jacket once a year to our Oscar party - that's a big thing - but I don't go to parties. I'm social but I'm not a socialite person.

The Bible is the greatest book of all times.

...you became lost in the maze of me - forgive me Love, for keeping you close...

THINK, and do not sacrifice yourself to mathematical magic.

if you want to know how God feels about money, look at whom she gives it to.

I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

You can't get rich unless you EN-rich.

There's a responsibility as a musician to do the music that you want to hear.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

If the poor boy cannot come to education, education must go to him

The intricacy and the inherent beautiful fragility of the human soul is such that it is uniquely damaged and only God knows how to heal it, and it's going to take time.