The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I'd rather be lucky than good

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base. That relay might get away and you've got another shot at him.

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

Hell, Lou (Gehrig) it took fifteen years to get you out of a game. Sometimes I'm out in fifteen minutes.

I talked to the ball a lot of times in my career. I yelled, "Go foul. Go foul."

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

You just can't imagine the kind of guy he was without seeing him play. He was a circus, a play, a movie, all rolled into one.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

I'd rather not throw the ball at all.

Silence beyond being the answer to fools, is sometimes the answer of fools.

Shadows are our Dark Selves brought to Light.

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream, to get in touch with yourself...To putter is to discover.

War is like love, it always finds a way.

I always begin my stories as experiments - on large yellow tablets - a mixture of writing and sketching.

If everything is a dream, don't wake me.

There is one Metallica. We have many styles, it's called Metallica.

Rashness is the faithful, but unhappy parent of misfortune.

I'm just a big homebody and love word games like Scrabble and Boggle.

Give me my sin again.