I'd rather be lucky than good

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base. That relay might get away and you've got another shot at him.

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

Hell, Lou (Gehrig) it took fifteen years to get you out of a game. Sometimes I'm out in fifteen minutes.

I talked to the ball a lot of times in my career. I yelled, "Go foul. Go foul."

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

You just can't imagine the kind of guy he was without seeing him play. He was a circus, a play, a movie, all rolled into one.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

I'd rather not throw the ball at all.

I laugh as an unfamiliar feeling envelops me. I think it might be happiness.

So, how close are love and genius, really? We know that they are both mentioned far more than lived.

Righteous Father!

Not everything needs to be said. The silences, the words that aren’t spoken, lead us to the questions we should be asking.

The very act of accepting responsibility short-circuits and cancels out any negative emotions you may be experiencing.

Backsliders begin with dusty Bibles and end with filthy garments.

Politics must not be separated from religious values; religion must not be separated from political responsibility.

Somewhere someone is traveling furiously toward you, At incredible speed, traveling day and night.

God calls himself "Baseer" [Observant], so that the knowledge that He is watching you may keep you from sinning.

I believe most people are essentially good. I know that I am. It's you I'm not entirely sure of.