The quest for Tommy Lee Jones' laugh begins now.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

As a leader, your main responsibility is to remove any barriers that stand in the way.

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano.

One always finds time for what one likes.

The mind profits by the wrecks of every passion.

Cold metal walks across my forehead, spiders search for my heart. It is a light that goes out in my mouth.

The way to be truly happy is to be truly human, and the way to be truly human is to be truly godly.

The challenge we have in the war on terrorism is looking around for those pieces that matter and trying to fit them together.

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

I never learned how to tune a harp, or play upon a lute; but I know how to raise a small and obscure city to glory and greatness...whereto all kindreds of the earth will pilgrim.

Prayer is mans greatest power!