The purpose of life is to live it.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

From 9-5 you put food on your table. Before 9 and after 5 you make your fortune!!!

A critic is a man created to praise greater men than himself, but he is never able to find them.

Your powers don't work in the rain do they? A little bit of water and your fire fizzles out? So Little Miss Perfect does have a weakness after all!

But I don't have anything left inside of me to figure out where I fit in or what I want. If I want anything, it's to know what's possible to want.

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

The way I see it, as soon as I make a piece I’ve lost control of it.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

I thought my body was going to change so quickly with pregnancy that I'd freak out. But it was really gradual.

On my days off, I love denim cut off shorts with gladiator sandals and crop tops.

A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection.