The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

Such a distant, forgotten thing, this Light.

America: It's a free country

I don't think Hillary Clinton will get any sort of political honeymoon like George W Bush or Barack Obama enjoyed.

Long, long ago, before eruptions were invented, the molten lava had to be carried down the mountainside, bucket by bucket, and poured over the sleeping villagers. This took time.

Liberation means no rebirth. Now, does that mean you don't reincarnate? Well, you never did reincarnate.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

The green grass floweth like a stream Into the oceans's blue.

I don't think Enrique Pena Nieto expected [visit]. I don't think anybody expected it to be so quick, the response [like Donald Trump].

We're human beings; we're not robots. And face-to-face contact is something totally different than typing a text message and then forgetting about it.

Every action has its pleasures and its price.