The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

poetry. i am not writing it.(make way for me please)it is my skin. dripping with light.

Don't miss a chance at happiness because of your past misery.

Give yourself a break to avoid a breakdown.

You think you can avoid [pain, ] but you actually can't. If you do, you just get sicker, or you feel more pain. But if you can speak it, if you can write it, if you can paint it, it is very healing.

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

I'm an idol of cinema? Oh, wow.

Approaches to growing food that align with nature changed human relationships.

I love roasting because you can give it love, get it in the oven and go and play with the kids or whatever you've got to do, and then hours later you've got a lovely dinner.

It would have been a lot of fun as a receiver to play.