I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

I didn't need to understand the hypostatic unity of the Trinity

Never give up, the hope of living.

I learned that I' have to be detached if I was ever to achieve anything at all.

I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.

If you don't kick things around with people, you are out of it. Nobody, I always say, can be anybody without somebody being around.

People are not machines, but in all situations where they are given the opportunity, they will act like machines.

I want to promote positivity.

It is absolutely necessary that the Christian community be subject in all things to the Sovereign Pontiff if it wishes to be a part of the divinely-established society founded by our Redeemer.

If you are pleased with what you are, you have stopped already. If you say, "It is enough," you are lost. Keep on walking, moving forward, trying for the goal.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.