The people who can do you the most damage are the ones who are closest to you.

Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.

There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in.

Every two or three years, I knock off for a while. That way I'm always the new girl in the whorehouse.

The only difference between me and my fellow actors is that I've spent more time in jail.

I have two acting styles: with and without a horse.

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime.

I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.

Listen. I got three expressions: looking left, looking right and looking straight ahead.

I kept the same suit for six years and the same dialogue. They just changed the title of the picture and the leading lady.

Jesus honey, your husband ain’t dead, he’s in hiding.” He growled, watching her visibly flinch. - Jase Devlin

Tori's my legal name. My niece and nephews, they all call me Aunt Ellen, because I went by my middle name years ago, before I turned 18.

At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out.

If you want something in this life, reach out and grab it.

I'll always be a Golden Eagle

One must first be firmly set in oneself, one must stand securely on one's own two legs otherwise one cannot love at all.

The world would be a poorer place without Doctor Who.

The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives.

Trying to be original is futile. If you have no place to go, stay home and cook.

I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.