The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

God is the God of multiplication and a careless attitude toward the business of the kingdom bring regret to Him

Think continally about what you want, not about the things you fear.

I wanted to take your hand into mine and kiss it.I never dared.

My rule of thumb is build a site for a user, not a spider.

The best way to learn is by doing; never ask others to do what you're not willing to do yourself.

It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant, perhaps, the one is as painful as the other.

Human beings, when they encounter that which can't be understood, either run away from it, run towards it blindly, or just rationalize it out of existence.

Sometimes a thing needed opening before closure was found.

One of the nice things about science fiction is that it lets us carry out thought experiments.

To lead others out of darkness, let them see your light.