The only riot I’m okay with is a zoot suit riot.

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my content, and that's what I do.

I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.

I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the Cozy Soup ‘n’ Burger.

Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way they are a microcosm of the Internet.

Everything's a fan. Brother, open up your arms. God is the pivot.

Enjoyment and innocence are the most bashful things: both do not want to be sought.

I agree strongly that no story is more valuable than someone's life.

The historian's first duties are sacrilege and the mocking of false gods. They are his indispensable instruments for establishing the truth.

I've always been a fan of Kate Winslet. She's very classy and a sexy little thing, too.

Hard work never brings fatigue. It brings satisfaction

The whole universe is our home and all residing in it belong to our family... instead of trying to see God in a particular appearance, it is better to see him in everything.

It took me 1057 pages to describe the hundreds of mathematical equations, algorithms and programming techniques that I invented and used.

Especially in Britain, people want to limit you.

Unselfish love for all people without exception is the most important point of convergence among all significant spiritualities and religions.