The noble art of losing face may one day save the human race and turn into eternal merit what weaker minds would call disgrace.

Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.

Living is a thing you do now or never which do you?

Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.

We shall have to evolve problem-solvers galore since each problem they solve creates ten problems more.

If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit.

Wherever there is a single solution, that solution must always achieve some kind of maximum.

The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield.

Those who always know what's best are a universal pest.

Love while you've got love to give. Live while you've got life to live.

Freedom means you're free to do just whatever pleases you; if, of course that is to say, what you please is what you may.

The things said most confidently by advanced persons to crowded audiences are generally those opposite to the fact

When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.

Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.

Real morality is based on a single criterion: right action, appropriate action, in the present moment and present situation.

If we believe in a theology that doesn't contain doing the works of Jesus, we will not have a practice of Signs & Wonders.

Free love sounds great.

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.

The writing is always the easy part, provided I can get the good material. It's the getting of the good material that's a challenge.

I, personally, have a lot of energy, so I don't see it as an immediate problem.

Nothing is going to improve my hearing. I've only got to prevent it from getting worse.