Living is a thing you do now or never which do you?

Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.

Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.

The noble art of losing face may one day save the human race and turn into eternal merit what weaker minds would call disgrace.

We shall have to evolve problem-solvers galore since each problem they solve creates ten problems more.

If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit.

Wherever there is a single solution, that solution must always achieve some kind of maximum.

The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield.

Those who always know what's best are a universal pest.

Love while you've got love to give. Live while you've got life to live.

Freedom means you're free to do just whatever pleases you; if, of course that is to say, what you please is what you may.

It's what the loss uncovers in you that brings on despair, not the loss itself.

History is written by the rich, and so the poor get blamed for everything.

When religion becomes so involved in a future good "over yonder" that it forgets the present evils over here it is as dry as dust religion and needs to be condemned.

I must be cruel only to be kind.

The purpose of money was to purchase one's freedom to pursue that which is useful and interesting.

I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies.

The offering of [the body] is called a spiritual sacrifice because it is freely sacrificed through the Spirit, the Christian being uninfluenced by the constrainst of the Low or the fear of hell.

Dear to girls' hearts is their own beauty.

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.

I like doing the readings and the autographing, but the interviewing gets a little tedious because you get asked the same questions every day and sometimes three or four times a day.