The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Our faith is built in the dark, in the valleys, and during the back-breaking battles in life.

Universe doesn't even know that you exist, so relax!

Great things seem complex and cause the nations to rush towards the minor things that seem easy to reach, hence, they perish. And again my memory echoes…my people die for lack of knowledge.

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

What does long life avail? The best seats at the funerals of friends.

If John Wayne were alive, he’d be rolling over in his grave!

There is no moral distinction between petty thievery and 'from each according to ability, to each according to need.'

To give someone a piece of your heart, is worth more than all the wealth in the world.

I admire people who are very successful. But if that success has been achieved through too much ruthlessness, then I may admire that person, but I can't respect him.

There's no prayer like desire.