The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

If God gives you something you can do, why in God's name wouldn't you do it?

I am a libertarian with a small 'l' and a Republican with a capital 'R'. And I am a Republican with a capital 'R' on grounds of expediency, not on principle.

Every morning, I make myself a cappuccino with a drawing in the foam. I post them to Instagram with the hashtag #christiecappuccino.

As soon as I hear a sound, it always suggests a mood to me.

I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.

A pittifull looke askes enough.

No one asked me to be an actor, so no one owed me. There was no entitlement.

The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow are the buts you use today.

In a sluggish system, aggressiveness produces instability. Either be patient or make the system more responsive.

God's job ain't to make our lives easier, it's to make us better souls by the lessons He gives us.